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Where is American higher education today? June 16, 2010

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In the September/October issue of Change Magazine, I published an article entitled “The Role of Higher Education in the 21st Century: Collaborator or Counterweight?” I have reprinted it below. In succeeding posts, I intend to examine how my predictions and my hopes for higher education, as expressed in that article, have faired in the decade since it was published.

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Some media attention for my piece on unpaid student interns June 13, 2010

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Fed goes after unpaid internships June 11, 2010

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Relativity June 5, 2010

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“A nation consists of its laws. A nation does not consist of its situation at a given time. If an individual’s morals are situational, that individual is without morals. If a nation’s laws are situational, that nation has no laws, and soon isn’t a nation.” William Gibson, Spook Country (2007) at 136-37.
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New McAdoo and the Molly Maguires, Chapter Two May 30, 2010

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CHAPTER TWO (1987)
“Is Violence Ever Justified?”
by Maggie Mulhearn
The Black activist H Rap Brown has called violence “as American as cherry pie.” Nowhere has this claim enjoyed greater cachet then in labor-management relations. The Pullman Strike, the Haymarket Riot, the Homestead Strike, the bombing of the Los Angeles Times Building… these murderous confrontations characterized the war between labor and capital around the close of the 19th and the start of the 20th centuries.
Predating — and prefiguring — these well-known incidents in America’s labor history are the enigmatic events that occurred in the hard coal region of central-eastern Pennsylvania from 1865 through 1876. Sometimes archaically called “the Molly Maguire Riots” (there were no riots as we understand that word today), this protracted conflict accounted for 16 murders, followed by 20 hangings… or what one might call state-sanctioned homicides.
Since the days when 20 so-called Molly Maguires were marched to the gallows in Pottsville, Hazleton and Mauch Chunk, Pennsylvania between 1876 and 1878, historians and writers have quarreled vehemently over whether these men were organized terrorists or innocent victims ala Sacco and Vanzetti. Detractors point to a long tradition in the west of Ireland of Whiteboys, Ribbonmen and other vigilante groups, which is said to have spawned the killings, beatings and arsons in the anthracite coal fields after these self-same nightriders, or their progeny, immigrated to the U.S. Conversely, left-leaning commentators have contended that the hanged Irishmen were labor leaders and politicians targeted by the mining interests for liquidation.
Let us assume for the sake of argument that the Molly Maguires really were what the Pinkerton detectives and the county prosecutors claimed they were: a secret society, founded in County Donegal to terrorize landlords and their agents, and transplanted to the Pennsylvania coal fields, where they launched a reign of terror — murders, assaults, and arsons — in the 1860s and 1870s. If all of that were true, would it not also have been justified?
No American ever raises doubts about the justice of the Boston Tea Party. If those Boston patriots were morally entitled to dump the private property of English merchants into the ocean, then the equally-aggrieved Irish coal miners of a century later surely were entitled to rip up railroad tracks and burn down an occasional colliery.
Though the 19th century Catholic Church condemned the Molly Maguires, no Christian ever doubted Jesus Christ’s justification in throwing the money lenders out of the Temple in Jerusalem. Arguably the early Christian church was a band of conspirators striving to displace the state religion and the official gods of the Roman Empire, as well as the Jewish faith from which their cabalistic schism had sprung. So was the Church not hypocritical in condemning the Mollies?
And is not even homicide sometimes justifiable? The law has always recognized my right to defend my home against intruders, even to the point of using deadly force. And if a man may fire his gun to protect his family from another who is intent on entering his home and wreaking deadly harm, he ought to be able to fire that same gun at the man who is intent on slowly murdering his family by means of starvation wages.
No less a legal mind than the great Clarence Darrow made similar arguments in defense of violent union behavior a little later in the last century.

Two terrific writers, three terrific heroines May 26, 2010

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My two favorite writers at the moment are Stieg Larsson and William Gibson. For this old man’s money, both old boys write great female protagonists.

Larsson’s Girl (with the Dragon Tattoo; Who Played with Fire) is one of the brightest, ballsiest, and, yes, freakiest femmes in all lit. She is unforgettable, especially if, like me, you also saw her come to life in the Swedish cinematic rendering of Tattoo.

As for Gibson — he of Neuromancer (a classic of sci fi if ever there was) and Johnny Nemonic — he gives us two great women leads: Cayce Pollard of Pattern Recognition (2003) and Hollis Henry of Spook Country (2007).

For fans like me, an exciting summer lies ahead. Number three of Larsson’s trilogy is due out in July, the wrap up of Gibson’s latest trilogy — giving him then a trilogy of trilogies, written across three decades, of course — following in late summer or early fall.

I don’t usually do endorsements, but I am happy to help these guys (ah, well, Stieg is dead) sell their books.

My Comments at the 37th Annual National Conference on Collective Bargaining in Higher Education May 22, 2010

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What Lies Ahead for Organized Labor in The Private Sector (Including Private Higher Education)?
By
James Ottavio Castagnera
Associate Counsel
And
Director, Law & Justice Program
Rider University
Advisory Board Member, Center for the Study of Collective Bargaining in Higher Education
Whither the National Labor Relations Board?
Go to the NLRB’s website and you’ll find only two faces and two names:
• Wilma B, Liebman, Chairman, and
• Peter Carey Schaumber, now in his second term.
[http://www.nlrb.gov/about_us/overview/board/index.aspx]
The page also lists three vacancies. Why? “The National Labor Relations Board has operated with only two members for more than two years because Democrats refused to confirm President George W. Bush’s nominees because of complaints that they were probusiness. Republicans now are blocking President Obama’s nominees, complaining that some favor union interests.” [Jesse J. Holland, “Supreme Court looks at labor board,” Boston Globe, March 24, 2010.] The stalemate has created a potential crisis of major proportions. The two-member “rump” board has rendered nearly 600 decisions to date. “Decisions in hundreds of worker-employer battles could be thrown out if the Supreme Court rules against the NLRB. That decision could also force the shutdown of the board.” [Id.]
On March 23rd, the Supreme Court heard arguments in a case challenging the validity of a two-member NLRB to render binding decisions. A fully-staffed board delegated its powers to the two hold-overs when it became clear that members would be rotating off without any hope of replacements.
Opponents say all the decisions the two board members have made are illegal. “One of the things that we think is clear is that the remedy for fixing an undersized board is not for the board to redefine itself . . . but for Congress or the president to act,’’ said lawyer Sheldon E. Richie, who represented New Process Steel L.P., which lost an unfair labor practices case in front of the short-staffed NLRB.
But government lawyers said the full board legally voted to give all of its power to the two members, and the decisions made since then are legal. Wilma Liebman, NLRB chairman, a Democrat, and fellow board member Peter Schaumber, a Republican, have issued about 586 decisions as a two-member board. “I am not here suggesting that the two-member board is ideal or equivalent or optimal,’’ Deputy Solicitor General Neal Katyal said. “But faced with a vacancy crisis and shutting down the board entirely, I think the board did the prudent thing here by continuing to operate, continuing for these 800 or so days to decide these cases.’’[Id.]
When the Supreme Court renders its decision later this year, it will resolve a conflict that has arisen among three U.S. Courts of Appeals in just the few short years that the board has been operating without its full complement. Opinions issued simultaneously on May 1, 2009, by the Seventh and D.C. Circuits represent the differing interpretations of the National Labor Relations Act on this point:
• New Process Steel, L.P. v. NLRB, 564 F.3d 840 (7th Cir., May 1, 2009):
New Process’ first objection to the NLRB’s orders is that it lacks authority to issue them in the first place. A little background information is needed for this argument. The NLRB, by statute, consists of five members. Those members are appointed by the President with the advice and consent of the Senate and serve staggered five year terms. 29 U.S.C. § 153(a). Also by statute, the NLRB is allowed to delegate the authority of the five member body to smaller, three member panels. This delegation process was spelled in § 3(b) of the NLRA:
The Board is authorized to delegate to any group of three or more members any or all of the powers which it may itself exercise … A vacancy in the Board shall not impair the right of the remaining members to exercise all of the powers of the Board, and three members of the Board shall, at all times, constitute a quorum of the Board, except that two members shall constitute a quorum of any group designated pursuant to the first sentence hereof.
_29 U.S.C. § 153(b). On December 28, 2007, with one seat already vacant and another member’s term about to expire, the four members of the Board delegated all of its authority to a three member panel. When the recess appointment of one member of that group of three expired three days later, the remaining two members proceeded as a quorum. As of January 2009, the NLRB had issued over 300 opinions, both published and unpublished, through this two-member quorum. New Process alleges that this delegation procedure violates both the plain meaning of § 3(b) of the NLRA and the purpose of that act as embodied in the relevant legislative history because it was in fact a delegation to a two-member panel rather than a three-member panel.
We begin with the plain meaning of the statute. New Process claims that the Board’s delegation was improper in the first instance. The third member, whose term was about to expire, was in New Process’ view a phantom member who would not actually consider the cases before the Board. New Process claims that this procedure violated the plain meaning of the first sentence of the act because it is not a delegation to “three or more” members of the NLRB, but only to two members. The upshot of New Process’ view, as their counsel explained at oral argument, is that the first sentence of § 3(b) restricts the Board from acting when its membership falls below three.
The NLRB argues that the statute at issue is clear that the vacancy of one member of a three member panel does not impede the right of the remaining two members to execute the full delegated powers of the NLRB. As the NLRB delegated its full powers to a group of three Board members, the two remaining Board members can proceed as a quorum despite the subsequent vacancy. This indeed is the plain meaning of the text. As we read it, § 3(b) accomplished two things: first, it gave the Board the power to delegate its authority to a group of three members, and second, it allowed the Board to continue to conduct business with a quorum of three members but expressly provides that two members of the Board constitutes a quorum where the Board has delegated its *846 authority to a group of three members. The plain meaning of the statute thus supports the NLRB’s delegation procedure.
• Laurel Baye Healthcare of Lake Lanier, Inc. v. NLRB, 564 F.3d 469 (D.C. Cir., May 1, 2009):
Indeed, if Congress intended a two-member Board to be able to act as if it had a quorum, the existing statutory language would be an unlikely way to express that intention. The quorum provision clearly requires that a quorum of the Board is, “at all times,” three members. 29 U.S.C. § 153(b). A modifying phrase as unambiguous as this denotes that there is no instance in which this Board quorum requirement may be disregarded. Contrary to the Board’s contentions, Congress did not intend to use the delegee group quorum provision as an exception to the requirement that the Board quorum requirement must be met “at all times.” Though the delegee group quorum provision is preceded by the prepositional phrase “except that,” id., Congress’s use of differing object nouns within the two quorum provisions indicates clearly that each quorum provision is independent from the other. The establishment of a two-member quorum of a subordinate group does not logically require any change in the provision mandating a three-member quorum for the Board as a whole. In fact, it does not seem odd at all that a sub-unit of any body would have a smaller quorum number than the quorum of the body as a whole. Quorums, after all, are usually majorities. A majority of three is smaller than a majority of five. It therefore defies logic as well as the text of the statute to argue, as the Board does, that a Congress which explicitly imposed a requirement for a three-member quorum “at all times” would in the same sentence allow the Board to reduce its operative quorum to two without further congressional authorization. Congress provided unequivocally that a quorum of the Board is three members, and that this requirement must be met at all times. The delegee group quorum provision does not eliminate this requirement.
New Board members take office. Meanwhile, in early April, Board Members Craig Becker and Mark Gaston Pearce took office and began a series of orientation programs about the Board, its organizational procedures and case inventory.
Becker was sworn in to office on April 5th by General Counsel Ronald Meisburg. Pearce was sworn in three days later by Chairman Wilma Liebman.
The seating of Becker and Pearce brings the Board to four members with one remaining vacancy. While this breaking of the deadlock is good news for some parties with pending cases, it doesn’t resolve the fate of the 595 cases decided by the rump Board. Their fate remains in the hands of the nation’s highest Court, which currently is the only branch of the federal government controlled by conservatives.
Supreme Court Knocks Down Barriers to Corporate, Labor Spending in Political Campaigns
As labor and business eagerly await the high court’s ruling on whether the approximately 600 decisions rendered by just two NLRB members are valid or not [see 5.2, above], both sides of the table also are evaluating the reconfigured battlefield resulting from the Supremes’ ruling that the First Amendment allows for unlimited spending in election contests. [Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission, 130 S.Ct. 876 (January 21, 2010).]
Facts. Citizens United is a nonprofit corporation. It initiated its action in the United States District Court for the District of Columbia. A three-judge court later convened to hear the case. The resulting judgment gave rise to a rare direct appeal to the Supreme Court.
According to the Court, Citizens United has an annual budget of about $12 million. Most of its funds are from donations by individuals, but, in addition, it accepts a “small portion” of its funds from for-profit corporations. In January 2008, Citizens United released a film entitled Hillary: The Movie. It’s a 90-minute documentary about then-Senator Hillary Clinton, who was a candidate in the Democratic Party’s 2008 Presidential primary elections. Hillary mentioned Senator (now Secretary of State) Clinton by name and depicted interviews with political commentators and other persons, most of them quite critical of Clinton. Hillary was released in theaters and on DVD, but Citizens United wanted to increase distribution by making it available through video-on-demand.
Video-on-demand allows digital cable subscribers to select programming from various menus, including movies, television shows, sports, news, and music. The viewer can watch the program at any time and can elect to rewind or pause the program. In December 2007, a cable company offered, for a payment of $1.2 million, to make Hillary available on a video-on-demand channel called “Elections ’08.” Some video-on-demand services require viewers to pay a small fee to view a selected program, but here the proposal was to make Hillary available to viewers free of charge.
To implement the proposal, Citizens United was prepared to pay for the video-on-demand. To promote the film, it produced two 10-second ads and one 30-second ad for Hillary. Each ad included a short statement about Clinton, followed by the name of the movie and the movie’s Website address. Citizens United desired to promote the video-on-demand offering by running advertisements on broadcast and cable television.
Citizens United sought a declaratory judgment. Before the Bipartisan Campaign Reform Act of 2002 (BCRA), federal law already prohibited corporations and unions from using general treasury funds to make direct contributions to candidates and independent expenditures that expressly advocate the election or defeat of a candidate, through any form of media, in connection with certain “qualified” federal elections. [2 U.S.C. § 441b (2000 ed.); see McConnell v. Federal Election Comm’n, 540 U.S. 93 (2003).] The BCRA § 203 amended § 441b to prohibit any “electioneering communication” as well. [2 U.S.C. § 441b(b)(2) (2006 ed.).] An electioneering communication is defined by the act as “any broadcast, cable, or satellite communication” that “refers to a clearly identified candidate for Federal office” and is made within 30 days of a primary or 60 days of a general election. [§ 434(f)(3)(A).]
The Federal Election Commission’s (FEC) regulations further defined an electioneering communication as a communication that is “publicly distributed.” [11 CFR § 100.29(a)(2) (2009).] “In the case of a candidate for nomination for President … publicly distributed means” that the communication “[c]an be received by 50,000 or more persons in a State where a primary election … is being held within 30 days.” [§ 100.29(b)(3)(ii).] Corporations and unions were barred from using their general treasury funds for express advocacy or electioneering communications. They might establish, however, a “separate segregated fund” (known as a political action committee, or PAC) for these purposes. [ 2 U.S.C. § 441b(b)(2).] The money received by the segregated fund were limited to donations from stockholders and employees of the corporation or, in the case of unions, members of the union.
As noted above, Citizens United wanted to make Hillary available through video-on-demand within 30 days of the 2008 primary elections. It feared, however, that both the film and the ads would be covered by § 441b’s ban on corporate-funded independent expenditures, thus subjecting it to civil and criminal penalties under § 437g. In December 2007, Citizens United sought declaratory and injunctive relief against the FEC. It argued that (1) § 441b was unconstitutional as applied to Hillary; and (2) the BCRA’s disclaimer and disclosure requirements [BCRA §§ 201 and 311] were unconstitutional as applied to Hillary and to the three ads for the movie.
The District Court denied Citizens United’s motion for a preliminary injunction [530 F.Supp.2d 274 (D.D.C.2008) (per curiam)], and then granted the FEC’s motion for summary judgment. The court held that § 441b was facially constitutional under McConnell, and that § 441b was constitutional as applied to Hillary because it was “susceptible of no other interpretation than to inform the electorate that Senator Clinton is unfit for office, that the United States would be a dangerous place in a President Hillary Clinton world, and that viewers should vote against her.” The court also rejected Citizens United’s challenge to the BCRA’s disclaimer and disclosure requirements. It noted that “the Supreme Court has written approvingly of disclosure provisions triggered by political speech even though the speech itself was constitutionally protected under the First Amendment.”
The conservative majority reverses. Led by Justice Anthony Kennedy, the 5-Justice majority currently holding sway in the Supreme Court, reversed the district judges’ decision. The bare majority held, “Federal statute barring corporations from using general treasury funds to make independent expenditures that expressly advocate the election or defeat of a candidate, through any form of media, in connection with certain qualified federal elections, and, as amended by Bipartisan Campaign Reform Act of 2002 (BCRA), barring corporations from using general treasury funds to make independent expenditures for electioneering communications within 30 days of a primary election or 60 days of general election for federal office, violated First Amendment political speech rights of nonprofit corporation that wished to distribute on cable television, through video-on-demand, a film regarding a candidate seeking nomination as a political party’s candidate in the next Presidential election.” In so holding, the majority expressly overruled McConnell, though the decision was only seven years old.
Bitter dissent. That the Chief Justice and several of the other Justices in the majority penned concurring opinions suggests how controversial the Court’s majority decision is. Additionally, the Court’s four moderate-to-liberal members issued a dissent that is nearly equal in length to the majority and concurring opinions taken together. Authored by Justice Stevens, the dissent begins, “The real issue in this case concerns how, not if, the appellant may finance its electioneering. Citizens United is a wealthy nonprofit corporation that runs a political action committee (PAC) with millions of dollars in assets. Under the Bipartisan Campaign Reform Act of 2002 (BCRA), it could have used those assets to televise and promote Hillary: The Movie wherever and whenever it wanted to. It also could have spent unrestricted sums to broadcast Hillary at any time other than the 30 days before the last primary election. Neither Citizens United’s nor any other corporation’s speech has been “banned,” ante, at 886. All that the parties dispute is whether Citizens United had a right to use the funds in its general treasury to pay for broadcasts during the 30-day period. The notion that the First Amendment dictates an affirmative answer to that question is, in my judgment, profoundly misguided. Even more misguided is the notion that the Court must rewrite the law relating to campaign expenditures by for-profit corporations and unions to decide this case.”
Justice Stevens and his colleagues contend, “The basic premise underlying the Court’s ruling is its iteration, and constant reiteration, of the proposition that the First Amendment bars regulatory distinctions based on a speaker’s identity, including its “identity” as a corporation. While that glittering generality has rhetorical appeal, it is not a correct statement of the law. Nor does it tell us when a corporation may engage in electioneering that some of its shareholders oppose. It does not even resolve the specific question whether Citizens United may be required to finance some of its messages with the money in its PAC. The conceit that corporations must be treated identically to natural persons in the political sphere is not only inaccurate but also inadequate to justify the Court’s disposition of this case.
“In the context of election to public office, the distinction between corporate and human speakers is significant. Although they make enormous contributions to our society, corporations are not actually members of it. They cannot vote or run for office. Because they may be managed and controlled by nonresidents, their interests may conflict in fundamental respects with the interests of eligible voters. The financial resources, legal structure, and instrumental orientation of corporations raise legitimate concerns about their role in the electoral process. Our lawmakers have a compelling constitutional basis, if not also a democratic duty, to take measures designed to guard against the potentially deleterious effects of corporate spending in local and national races.”
Organized labor’s reaction. Since the Court’s decision frees up labor unions, as well as for- and not-for-profit corporations to wade into the potential spending spree, one might expect organized labor to applaud the conservative majority’s decision. If AFL-CIO President Richard Trumka’s reaction is typical, then quite the contrary is true. In a statement issued on the day the decision was announced, Trumka complained:
Today, the Supreme Court further tilted the playing field in favor of business corporations in public elections. By allowing unlimited corporate treasury expenditures that explicitly support or oppose particular candidates, the Court has increased the already excessive influence that corporations exert in our electoral system. And we believe the Court wrongly treated corporate expenditures the same as union expenditures, contrary to the arguments we made in our brief in this case. Unions, unlike businesses, are democratically-controlled, nonprofit membership organizations representing working men and women across the country, and their independent speech should accordingly be given greater protection.
The AFL-CIO supports a system of campaign finance regulation that promotes democratic participation in elections by individuals and their associations; protects legitimate independent speech rights; offers public financing to candidates while firmly regulating contributions to them; and guarantees effective disclosure of who is paying for what.
[http://www.aflcio.org/mediacenter/prsptm/pr01212010a.cfm]
Authors’ comments. Labor relations in the private sector of the U.S. economy are in a state of turmoil. As pointed out in section 5.2, above, the Supreme Court may very well rule later this year that some 600 decisions, rendered by a two-member “rump” regime of the National Labor Relations Board, are invalid and must be vacated. Given the willingness of the five conservatives on the high court — Roberts, Alito, Kennedy, Scalia and Thomas — to toss out a precedent dating back only to 2003 in order to allow unlimited corporate spending on electioneering, we shouldn’t expect concern for judicial stability to prevent their invalidation of 600 labor board decisions, as well.
Although the stalemate in Congress over the approval of new Board members broke in April with the appointment of two new Members (see 5.2, above), the only real solution may be significant reform of the federal labor law scheme. Successive administrations and Congresses have avoided biting this bullet since the National Labor Relations Act was last amended in a significant way more than half a century ago. The reason for this inaction seems to be that both Democrats and Republicans, labor and management, fear what might emerge, if the entire statutory structure were opened for debate.
However, the Obama administration — finally having a healthcare act on its trophy wall— just might be willing to move labor law to one of its front burners during the window of opportunity that will most likely close in November, when the Democrats could lose control of the House of Representatives. Whether Obama and company see labor as an urgent issue and whether they have the stomach for yet another big battle are questions that remain to be answered during the next six months.

Ned McAdoo and the Molly Maguires: Chapter One May 15, 2010

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PART ONE: THE MOLLY MAGUIRES
CHAPTER ONE (1987)
It’s the summer of 1987 and I’m seventeen years old. We’re careening along Interstate 90, heading west through South Dakota. I’m driving, Mom is riding shotgun and keeping careful tabs on the quality of my driving. “Slow down, Ned. Let him pass you.” “Watch out. Is that a motorcycle I see ahead there? Why don’t they make them wear proper helmets out here?”
I’m doing my best to ignore her, as well as my fourteen-year-old sister, Katy, who is providing us with sporadic dramatic readings from something she just purchased called the “I Kid-You-Not Road Atlas.”
“Hey, Ned-o,” she says, “Listen to this. In Nebraska it’s illegal for a barber to shave a customer’s chest hair.”
I reach for the volume knob on the radio-tape player and turn up the sound another notch. Though Mom is only allowing us to listen to classical music (“Both for my sanity and so you two cultural Neanderthals learn something during all the hours we’ll be cooped up in the van.”), Brahms in both ears is better than Mom in one and Katy in the other.
“Neddy, are you listening?” Katy is sprawled across the middle bench of the Plymouth Voyager that Pop drove brand-spanking-new from the showroom just three days ago. “In Arkansas it’s illegal to blindfold cows on highways.”
“Oh, my God,” exclaims Mom at that moment. “Is that a cow up there on the road?”
“No, Mom,” I respond. “It’s just another biker.”
“Well, don’t pass him. Your father says motorcycles are liability lightning rods.” Whatever that means, I think to myself.
“In Gainesville, Georgia, it’s illegal to eat chicken with a fork,” Katy plows on, giggling softly from time to time as well. I give up trying to ignore the two females in my life.
The Old Man, however, is having no such problem. Having curled his bulk into a big ball on the back bench of our new van, he is quietly snoring away, oblivious to Katy’s dramatic reading of unusual American laws and Mom’s running commentary on road conditions and the quality of my driving.
Like the van, the trip was Archie’s idea. Both were the products of a new prosperity which had visited the McAdoo family of Havertown, Pennsylvania, in the wake of my Dad’s successful settlement last August of a somewhat sensational (at least locally) lawsuit. The case involved AIDS discrimination in employment… something of a novelty in those days; the Old Man had successfully represented the plaintiff. But the real news was that the guy killed himself in the midst of the litigation. No matter… Pop’s publicity was excellent.
Always a solo practitioner, Archie had experienced a steady stream of new clients, including a labor union which had obtained his continuing counsel on employment law issues in return for a fairly handsome monthly retainer. So busy had he become that he had hired a part-time law clerk, a third year student from nearby Widener Law School, whom he had high hopes of being able to hire on a full-time basis after she graduated and passed the Pennsylvania bar.
And seemingly despite, rather than because, of Pop’s notoriety as the successful advocate of a gay HIV victim, Mom’s Christmas present from her employer, Regional Econometric Forecasting Group, at the end of 1986 had been a promotion from controller to chief financial officer. In short, the “long green”, as Archie had taken to calling it, was rolling in. And, so, my Dad had decided it was time for the famiglia McAdoo to take a “real vacation.”
In fact our family vacations to date had all been of the classic Havertonian variety: a week, two if we were really lucky, at the Jersey Shore. The more affluent your folks, the closer to the beach was your rented house. The McAdoos usually had a pretty long walk to the shoreline. Only in the past four or five years — and then only because Mom had been promoted in 1982 from head bookkeeper to controller at REF Group— did Katy and I discover how awesome it is to have a door that opens right out onto the dunes, the beach and the breaking waves. But, Mom, ever the frugal faction in her sometimes fractious marriage to my Dad, had continued to insist that a substantial portion of her salary be socked away for our college educations and their retirement at some indeterminate time beyond that.
Consequently, even with Dad’s substantial fee from the HIV settlement, and the significant, steady increase in his income after that, Mom initially had resisted Archie’s idea of a “real vacation to show the kids America.”
Archie had lobbied hard and long. But I don’t think his alternating rounds of cajoling and badgering would have moved Mom, if Maggie Mulhearn hadn’t come into the picture. I think it was in mid-January that she approached Pop about representing her. Since the beginning of the New Year, Archie occupied a four-room office suite in a reconditioned old house, just a few blocks from our home. It had once been a branch location of the Haverford Township Library, and was now a ‘professional building’ of sorts. Another solo practitioner, Bernard “Bail Bond” Brennan, and an Indian chiropractor, Dr. Something Singh, occupied the two other, somewhat-larger suites in the building.
It was for the best that Maggie Mulhearn had turned up there and not in Pop’s old office at home — which had now reverted to its intended function of dining room, complete with antique table, chairs and sideboard, Mom’s Christmas-cum-Promotion present to herself — because Maggie Mulhearn, when I got a look at her a couple of months later, proved to be a Celtic heart-stopper.
Flaming red hair, which was either naturally curly or permed into the most romantic mane of bouncing ringlets my teenaged eyes had ever seen, topped a flawlessly smooth, white complexion. A prominent nose flanked by two big, radiant blue eyes, and underlined by full, pouting lips came together to create an effect far greater than the mere sum of the parts. Maybe much of the beauty came from within. I know now that can sometimes be the case. Back then I didn’t analyze, I just appreciated.
Maggie Mulhearn was one of those Irish women who freckled, rather than tanned, in the summer, and then held onto some of those freckles on her nose and high cheekbones all year long. The freckles made her look adolescent — and therefore just that much more attractive to little ‘ol teenage me — though she was 26 or 27 when she approached Archie in the winter of ’87 with her unusual project.
Maggie Mulhearn, as Archie recalls vividly her telling him during their first consultation, was a direct descendant of Black Jack Kehoe. Film enthusiasts, like my Mom, remembered that the famous Scotch actor Sean Connery had played Black Jack in a 1970 film called “The Molly Maguires.” In that movie, filmed by Paramount Pictures in a little Pennsylvania coal town about 90 miles north of Philadelphia, Kehoe is portrayed as the leader of a secret society that is remembered for wreaking murder and mayhem on the coal mine owners and supervisors who exploited their Irish miners and laborers in the 1870s.
“That’s not true,” Maggie Mulhearn had earnestly explained to Archie, her big, sincere eyes starring straight into his, until (he told me much later) he had to break the spell by turning and making a note on his legal pad.
“My great great grandfather was a labor leader and a politician,” she continued. “The capitalists framed him because he and his union were becoming too powerful. His political organization was gaining too much influence in the mine patches.” The mention of “capitalists” led Pop to detect a rare 1980s leftist concealed beneath the affluent — in fact, independently wealthy — Ms Mulhearn.
After allowing the ebullient Maggie to chatter on about Pinkerton detectives and biased juries and agents provocateurs, Archie finally tore his watery, middle-aged eyes from her seductive gaze and inquired, “What would you like me to do about all this? To me it sounds as if you have the material here for a very good book, Ms Mulhearn. Perhaps you should take a stab at writing it. Or maybe you could find a journalist, or maybe an historian at one of the local universities, who would have an interest in writing all this up. But that’s not me… I’m just a lawyer.” I can see Dad, who hates to tell a client or potential client — especially one as attractive as Maggie Mulhearn — “no,” shifting uneasily from one big buttock to the other and staring at his legal pad or his size 12-trip-D shoes as he says this.
Maggie Mulhearn at this point in the consultation became perhaps a little impatient with what was, however unintended by my Father, a rather patronizing statement of the obvious. Just as clearly I can see her leaning forward and putting her determined face so close to the listener’s that in this instance my slightly embarrassed Dad had no choice but to meet her eyes with his own limpid gray pools.
“I know you’re a lawyer, Mr. McAdoo,” she pressed on. “And a very good one from things I’ve read and heard lately. And it’s a lawyer I want and need. I don’t want my great great grandfather’s story told again. I want him pardoned.”
For some reason he could never quite articulate, Archie felt compelled to write her words down on his legal pad, very precisely. As I’ve said, I think he couldn’t stand to stare into those extraordinary eyes for too long and used his note taking as a means of escape from them.
“Well, justice, they say, is blind,” my Dad replied lamely, not knowing what to make of this beguiling, insistent young woman, who seemed determined to retain his services to somehow reopen a case that had climaxed in an official execution some hundred and ten years earlier. “Sometimes it loses sight of the truth, and eventually the truth is lost forever.”
“That’s just it,” insisted Maggie Mulhearn. “Do you mind if I smoke?” She pulled a pack of Lucky Strikes and a cheap Bic butane lighter from her purse and lit up before Archie, a bit surprised that such a “wholesome” (his word) “girl” (also his) smoked (unfiltered cigarettes at that!), could say no. “That’s it exactly: I want the world, and especially the justice system, to remove the blindfolds and see my great great granddad’s innocence. And you’re the lawyer who can do it… I think.”
At last Archie turned away from his legal pad, swiveling his creaky oak sheriff’s chair so that he faced his would-be client squarely. He turned so abruptly toward her that his reward was a face full of exhaled cigarette smoke.
“Oh, dear. I’m so sorry,” said the persistent Ms Mulhearn.
“That’s all right,” my Dad half gasped. “Look, I still think a good historian is…” He was stopped in mid sentence by the check which she apparently had drawn from her purse along with the cigarettes. Made out in large green letters, the draft was for ten thousand dollars on the First Pennsylvania Bank.
“Perhaps this will express my seriousness, Mr. McAdoo,” she stated flatly, holding the beige colored check with its Kelly green ink, almost directly under my Dad’s bulbous nose… which no doubt could very nearly smell the money. “I am authorizing you, as my lawyer, to travel wherever you feel in your judgment you should, examine whatever relevant records you can locate — starting with a good deal of material I have in the trunk of my car right now — and when you have satisfied yourself of Black Jack Kehoe’s innocence, institute whatever proceedings, or lobbying or whatever is required to have him pardoned.”
Well, you’ve probably guessed that Pop took the check and the… what? The case? Not really. “Assignment” is what we have always called it, down to the present day. He also walked out to Maggie Mulhearn’s car… it proved to be a Porsche … and took custody of two cardboard boxes that she had jammed into its tiny boot. The boxes, appropriately labeled “Jameson’s Irish Whiskey” and obviously obtained from a liquor store, were not filled with spirits. Or were they? The boxes, when Archie opened them after his new client had departed, where stuffed with books, articles and notes written in a neat, rather large penmanship that matched the handwriting on the green and beige check.
Archie walked the check down to the bank, then stopped on the way back at MacDonald’s and wolfed down two Big Macs, a large order of fries and a strawberry shake in hearty celebration of this latest windfall from his new found reputation. On the way back to the office he distractedly munched one of Mickey D’s apple pies.
Back in his office, seated not in the hard sheriff’s chair but rather in a cracked-leather easy chair in the corner near the window, he idly browsed through the materials in the first Jameson’s crate. Selecting a battered paperback, “The Molly Maguires” by a college professor named Wayne Broehl, he began reading. But soon the combination of warm sunlight streaming in the window with its western exposure, and the fairly massive amount of pure MacDonald’s fat in my Father’s stomach, sent Archie swirling downward into a somnambulant state from which he could not pull out. Broehl’s tome resting in his ample lap, the great, crusading lawyer of Stanley Avenue, Havertown, Pennsylvania, snored rather delicately as he slept the remainder of the afternoon away.

Beauty for Beauty’s Own Sake May 4, 2010

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During the semester just ended, I team-taught an honors course called Great Ideas.  Among many things, we read a piece on natural selection by Darwin.  In it, Darwin dealt separately with sexual selection.  Here’s what I got out of it:

In general, natural selection favors survival traits… sharper teeth, faster feet, stronger jaws, a tougher hide, ability to blend and therefore hide from predators… whatever.

Sexual selection, however, is different.  Consider the peacock.  The male’s gigantic tail can’t possibly be useful to its survival.  To the contrary, if pursued by a predator, its tail must slow it down and make it more vulnerable… less likely to survive the attack.  And how the heck does he hide… blend in… with that thing on hus rump?

And yet the female apparently chooses the male with the most magnificent tail.  She is selecting him for his beauty.  His male offspring will have the same trait, maybe even more pronounced.

Not merely beauty for beauty’s sake, but beauty at the expense of survival traits such as mobility, camouflage, etc.  Art for art’s sake.  Beauty as an end in and of itself.  Hmmm…

Sometimes I’m ashamed to be a lawyer May 1, 2010

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This is one of those times.  I read in the Chronicle of Higher Education (April 30, 2010, page A10) that a lawyer named Karin Calvo-Goller has sued an academic-journal editor for libel based on a book review he published on an internet site he also edits.  The editor, according to the Chronicle, is being hauled into a criminal court in France for posting a four-paragraph review, written by a professor at the University of Cologne.  To learn more about this case, here’s a good blog that pretty much says it all:

Criminal Libel for Publishing a Critical Book Review? Seriously?

Read this story, then tell me if you share my opinion that this represents the sort of abuse of the privilege of being a lawyer that is absolutely shameful.